Educational Pirates

Posted in Friends by Elliott Back on April 20th, 2005.

w00t: i got a letter asking me to participate in the SEA program..i think u got it too
Elliott: EveryBODY got one
w00t: it’s a program that lets you sail around
w00t: in the ocean…
w00t: then i thought of…PRIATES!!
Elliott: HAHAHA
w00t: wut if i get kidnapped by priates??!!!!
Elliott: There are only pirates in Indonesia
w00t: then i’d be doommed for life
Elliott: You wanna do that program?
w00t: so i decidded not to participate
Elliott: Lol….
w00t: yeahHH!!!
w00t: it sounds fun
w00t: but…
w00t: i’m scarred of prirates
w00t: i dun wanna get kidnapped
w00t:
w00t: then..i started to think of peter pan
w00t: and this lil girl and the lil boy in the movie
Elliott: You have a big imagination
w00t: *sigh…it’s quite terrifying
Elliott: LOL
w00t: my images of pirates
Elliott: Pirates are cute!
Elliott: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Elliott: What do you do with a drunked sailor?
Elliott: What do you do with a drunken sailor?
w00t: you ignore him
Elliott: Eaaaaaaaaaaaarliee in the morning!
Elliott: Way hey, and up she rises (3x)
w00t: huh?
Elliott: Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalieeeeeee in the morning!
Elliott: Shave his bellly with a rusty razor
Elliott: Shave his belly with a rusty razor
w00t: stop singing
Elliott: Shave his …
Elliott: LOL
w00t: sheeesss
Elliott:
w00t: shave his belli
Elliott: I like pirate songs!
w00t: i’m scarred of them
w00t: and i thought of wut if the boat sinks
w00t: then i’ll have to swim all the way
w00t: and i’ll probly eaten by a shark
Elliott: Don’t worry about pirates.
w00t: then how would i survive in the shark’s stomach
Elliott: They don’t live in Ithaca!
w00t: i mean…i’d be split into peices
w00t: not fun
Elliott:
w00t:
Elliott: Stop thinking about it!
Elliott:
w00t: then i’d never see mama papa and elli again
w00t: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA