Popozao
Kevin “Keep messing with my family and you’re through” Federline has had his first single leak onto the internet, where it is available for download via rapidshare. The aspiring rapper’s hot track is called “popozão,” which apparently is a rough term for a hot ass. Interestingly enough, the urban dictionary definition has already become a vocal playground for Federline’s detractors:
To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other’s lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.
Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.
So, for your pleasure, here’s a transcription of the full lyrics of the song Popozao by Kevin Federline:
[random streaming, laughing and grunting]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.Gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão.In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, PopozaoGatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão.Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, PopozaoToy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.[repeats]
With so much filler and only a single verse, it’s not very impressive. And he doesn’t sound very black. Oh well-the world needs more white rappers! Thanks to J for the Portuguese.
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on January 1st, 2006 at 7:10 pm
HAHAHA what a loser. I feel soo bad for Britney.. She lost out when she lostJunstin!
on January 1st, 2006 at 8:29 pm
hahahaha i’m from Brazil , n i just looooved that song! hahahahaa
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it’s funny…so does the accent “po po po po popoZAO popoZAO”
….oh yeah…about the lyric… poor brit.
on January 2nd, 2006 at 8:38 am
OMG, I couldn’t stop lauging.. he has such depth and versatility in his lyrics..
on January 2nd, 2006 at 9:55 am
he’s not saying “that genius I do shout I just send that popozao”, he’s actually trying to speak portuguese (i live in brazil)… for the record, he’s saying “gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão” which means “hottie get off the floor, put your booty down” loosely. have fun.
on January 3rd, 2006 at 6:54 am
yeah, i’m brazilian too, so i’m wondering if you can correct the lyric:
you said:
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão.
and the correct way:
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
hope i can help you
on January 9th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Another brazilian…
ok, he totally missed the point of the word popozão! hahaha
There’s this brazilian type of funk that calls gril asses popozão;;;
the name of the band is : bonde do tigrao.. if u are interested, download it, but I warn you… It isn’t quallity music! hahaha
on January 11th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
MUhahahaha! I could not stop laughing for this song. It’s just so hard not to laugh. How can he actually go in a studio and sing that? I don’t get it! OH it’s brilliant. Wonderful! A great source of amusement, which is why i believe, unfortunately, that it is going to be extremely big in USA. LET ME SEE YOUR POPOZZZAO!
on January 19th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Game is trying to sign Kevin Federline to Black Wallstreet Records.
Popazao track is hot and we really feelin it out here in Jerzy…
on January 19th, 2006 at 11:03 am
I can’t think of a better way proclaim one’s ill breeding and lack of education.
This song makes me want to rip my eyeballs from their sockets with my own fingernails. It shames America. He should be stripped of his citizenship and sent to France.
on January 20th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
To NU JERZY DEVIL
A) Please spell the state name correctly, really, its not so hard and
B) I am from Newark, NJ, and it SHAMES me that someone says
“Popazao track is hot and we really feelin it out here in Jerzy… ”
Cause ya know what? NO, we really AIN’T feelin it out here in Jersey!!!!
and even if I DID like his stupid song, i sure as hell won’t embarass my fellow Jersey-ites by admitting to it. LOSERRRRRS!!!!
“show me your kitty?” EW my reproductive organs are shuddering.
on January 20th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
I loved that song soooo much! I think it is soooo cool n like every1 on his myspace feel the same way. Whoever doesnt like it n says bad things about it is just jealous of Kevin! He has a great wife, beautiful kids, wonderful life and can do whateva he wants to do! Just cause he’s betta then you, doesnt mean u sould hate him!
on January 22nd, 2006 at 8:38 pm
France doesn’t want him. Send him to Iraq.
on January 25th, 2006 at 9:57 am
check out the Loserline gettin down to popozoa on www.thesuperficial.com. It is PRICELESS. The guy can’t even remember the words to his own song. Hours of fun for all the family I promise!!
on January 25th, 2006 at 5:01 pm
LMAO WHAT AN IDIOT!!! AHAAAHHAHAHAH
oh **** lmao lmao
he puts the *** in *******
he should be shot….honestly
this is the stupidest song i have ever heard
on January 27th, 2006 at 8:48 am
I’m a guy and I have a popozão! I feel bad about this song. It hurts my feelings…
I’M GOING TO SUE K-FED!
on January 27th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
are you seriously kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? what the hell was he thinking! i mean was he intoxicated or something??? wow britt i’m sure he’s a great guy and all but you know he should just stick to exactly that and leave the singing to you!
sry kevin
on January 27th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
THIS SONG IS RIDICULOUS
I’m Brazilian and I can’t believe
he wrote something like this!!!!
I downloaded the song to
get a sense of what was it about
The beat is crappy
his Portuguese accent is horrible
and he mixed spanish with Portuguese
AND POPOZAO MEANS BIG ***!!!!!!
and is used in funk Brazilian songs
that are a hit right now
I can’t believe it
he can’t even tell the difference
between Spanish or Portuguese
VAI TOMA NO CU KEVINNNN
on February 16th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
im not gonna lie, and im probably standing alone on this one but, i LOVE K-Fed and i am hella happy that he has a single out! it may not be the best, but im sure it will get better! KFED REP!
on February 17th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Wow.. i just downloaded this song andi must say it’s terrible! The lyrics are so poor and im truly upset he had to use popozao in this song. The song sounds like one of Britneys songs. Besides he needs to stop trying to sing brazilian FUNK. it just doesnt work.. He needs a lot of advice from Bonde do Tigrao na Cidade De Deus.. heahhaha well or he might just get killed for being dumb. anyhow… hate it and i hope he will never try to use something brazilian again! Im so upset… Bonde do Tigrao mostre esse cara o que eh FUNK DO BRASILLLL!!! for some real FUNK do Brasil please just dowload any song from Bonde do Tigrao… u wont regret it the beat is just the best! well kevin and brit just stay home and dont leave he house,, go raise your baby stop wasting time making TERRIBLE MUSIC!
beijusss
on February 20th, 2006 at 7:26 am
I feel anger, hurt, and most of all betrayal that a so called music producer would allow that type of **** to leave his studio. I wasted like 3 minutes of my life listening to that, and I want those three minutes back. I don’t understand this man, he has everything a man would want, brittney spears, hes rich from not doing ****. He should be like steadman and know your role. I will now go and try to file a lawsuit against “KFED” for emotional distress after hearing this. If anyone else would want to join me please be free too. In simple words” That **** Sucked big ole Donkey ****”
on February 22nd, 2006 at 11:20 am
That was without a doubt, the WORST song I’ve EVER heard! Ever.
on February 22nd, 2006 at 1:14 pm
I kind of hope that that whole CD gets caught in a fire. And that when the firemen arrive that they are really carryig gasoline instead of water. Kevin F. is the most compelling reason that I can think of for birth control. It is bad enough that there are people like him in the world, but it is even worse that he is allowed to procreate. Next stop for him will be celebrity boxing with Todd Bridges
on February 25th, 2006 at 4:00 pm
This song is ok but it has crappy lyrics,come on Kevin is that all you can do?
on February 28th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Lol, that was great. My friends and I have had tons of fun finding new ways to make fun of good ol’ KFed and his music. Not to mention reading this thread amused me. Thank you, Kevin, for giving me something new to laugh at…just don’t make any more >
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wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! work that stuff
on March 14th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
i think that federline is a loozer and this song it straight dumb,, i think he just wrote down sentences that sound the same, the words are just retarded they dont have nothing to do with anything i mean come on rio, straight out of the know, its so stupid it made me mad!!!!!!!!!kevin is retarded!britney should hav never got with him!
on March 29th, 2006 at 2:36 am
oooowwee!!! this song captured my imagination and my bowels. i wanted to make quite a large stool shortly after or during the popozao. i want to also sue for emotional scaring i felt embaressed so much so i felt as if i were naked in church. id rather cut myself with a rusty butterknife and spread feces and pop rocks and just o bit of pepsi (for good measure)unto my wound instead of listening to this ****. i rebooted my computer and set my speakers a flame and had an indian shaman bless my house and computer ive also taken the liberty of getting my tubes tied so i wont risk having an innocent person hearing this song. i believe portuguese is the language of el diablo. if for whatever reason i overheard richard simmons and elton john having rough *** on a rainbow while listening to clay aikens “measure of a man” that still wouldnt be the gayest thing ive ever heard.
on June 30th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Pooponchow pooponchow!
on July 5th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
[…] Kevin Federline has confessed that his single, Popozao was just some kind of big joke. Because people were laughing at his unlikely talent, he released the worst possible music to get back at them. Unfortunately, I still think the joke’s on K-Fed. He says: “At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. “That way, when I come out with my real s**t, people are f**king blown away.” […]
on July 14th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
That has to be the worst song ever ! Whoa ! I’m speechless…
on July 25th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
k-fed..conyo bo mama!! dont go to Brasil..for your own good
on August 19th, 2006 at 2:30 am
What the hell is this?!
Not only did my ears jump off my head and cower in the wardrobe, but upon hearing the chorus I shat myself in pain.
Worst. Song. Ever.
And after hearing this I doubt he’ll be playing in Brazil anytime soon.
on October 11th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Me Love k-fed. he has talent
on October 18th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
HAHAHAHA..
It is HILARIOUS!!
The sweet little white guy is tryin to gangster-rap.. WHICH HE FAILED.!!!!
HAHAHAHAH, poor thing.. I’m brasilian myself, and first time me and my mom heard this song, we were on the floor rolling and laughing, because the accent is REALLY bad. With all Brtineys money, he could be able to pay somebody to helt him write a proper song, and help him with the accent.
OH, how I feel sorry for that guy! Sleezy sleezy work!
SORRY, mr. & mrs. Federline, truth is tough!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
on October 18th, 2006 at 6:58 pm
HAHAHAH, WHAT A RIDICULOUS STATEMENT!!!!!!!
[…] Kevin Federline has confessed that his single, Popozao was just some kind of big joke. Because people were laughing at his unlikely talent, he released the worst possible music to get back at them. Unfortunately, I still think the joke’s on K-Fed. He says: “At first, when I put out PopoZao, people were kinda laughing at me. I did it on purpose so people would look at me exactly the way they did. “That way, when I come out with my real s**t, people are f**king blown away.” […]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, AS IF HE DID I ON PURPOSE!!
IT WAS SO DAMNED SERIOUS AS IT COULD POSSIBLY BE!
Nao venha p/ o Brasil se vc nao aguenta gozacao!! AHAHA
on December 3rd, 2006 at 5:15 pm
i just heard this song for the first time. gosh, he sure is the most untalented person i’ve ever heard. all his songs are horrible. why does he even continue to try? really?
on January 6th, 2007 at 4:49 am
I love the song! And frankly I wouldnt really care what he was saying, Its the beat. People need 2 not concentrate so hard on lyrics… Just let loose, have fun, and shut the heck up.