Kevin “Keep messing with my family and you’re through” Federline has had his first single leak onto the internet, where it is available for download via rapidshare. The aspiring rapper’s hot track is called “popozão,” which apparently is a rough term for a hot ass. Interestingly enough, the urban dictionary definition has already become a vocal playground for Federline’s detractors:

To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other’s lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.

Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.

So, for your pleasure, here’s a transcription of the full lyrics of the song Popozao by Kevin Federline:

[random streaming, laughing and grunting]

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão.

In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
on the floor, and move it real fast.
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of titty–
want to know where I go when I’m your city?

Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
ready to rock those shows all the way to Rio.
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor.

Up, down, all around:
work that shit to the funky sound.
Going to see where I’m going, oh?

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão,
gatinha sai do chão, vai descender popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozao, Popozao

Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

[repeats]

With so much filler and only a single verse, it’s not very impressive. And he doesn’t sound very black. Oh well-the world needs more white rappers! Thanks to J for the Portuguese.

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