The Horrific Tourist T-Shirts
You’ve seen T-shirt Hell, but have you seen what the vendors on Isla Mujeres, Mexico, an island just off the coast of Cancun, offer? Their shirts are distasteful, perverted, disgusting, outrageus, and amusing in every possible way. If you want a funny t-shirt you could never wear in any place where English is spoken, check out Mexico.
The first is I’m a lover of all men with subtitles listing all the kinds of men the wearer of the t-shirt would not want to love. Please note that almost all of these shirts are trying to make some sexual point or another.
Probably because MiIII just came out, they made a shirt titled Mission Impossible showing a naked, fat couple bouncing off one another at the stomach.
On this wall we have:
- Sorry, I don’t do nice
- Don’t ask me for shit
- Eat shit and die
- See no shit, here [sic] no shit, take no shit
- Police: Lie flat on your back and spread ‘em
- Bad girls suck; good girls swallow
- Fuck you fucking fuck
You’ll note the sexual themes mixed in with what appears to be swearing for its own sake. If you’re offended, stop reading now–it gets worse.
- Sorry, my boyfriend’s in town
- I’m here about the blowjob
- I’m only horney [sic] on days that end with Y
- FBI: Female body inspector
- I’m so good in bed
- Will fuck for beer
- I wouldn’t fuck you for practice
- Free breast exams
- Will work cook clean for sex
- If you can read this the bitch fell off
- Don’t make me poison your food
- Fuck milk. Got beer got pot got tits
- Been there fucked that
- Who cares asshole
- I’m shy, but I’ve got a big dick
- Where the fuck was I last night
- I want to be Barbie: the bitch has everything
Now, the thing that bothers me is that most tourists would not want to buy or wear somethign this offensive, ever. Yet, these t-shirts are sold everywhere on the Isla Mujeres (Isle of Women) in Mexico. Either the Mexicans don’t speak enough English to know what they say and ignore them, or there’s a large group of people peddling vice.
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on August 24th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
Look, you are such a stupid person, all these sayings were taken from brands in de USA you ignorant, at least we dont call you frijoleros. If you dont like Isla mujeres Mexico or our country dont come, but dont talk of us about your stupidity. Thank you
on August 24th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Just look in this site and stop pretending you know what you are just doing *** hole
on August 24th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
www.deathrowtshirts.com/
www.jerkassclothing.com/index.html
www.roadkilltshirts.com/
Who do you think this bothers more, please dont talk of things you dont know well, is a shame.
on November 19th, 2006 at 4:34 am
Umm, hate to burst your bubble but I’ve seen these shirts in just about every novelty shop in Panama City Beach and New Orleans. To be specific, go to Head to Toe on Front Beach Rd in Panama City Beach. I’ve been going to that store since I 12 years old. They’ve always had these identical shirts and many more.
on May 6th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
I like www.2008tshirts.com