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Snooze You Lose Alarm Clock

Posted in Humour, Photo, Cute by Elliott Back on January 3rd, 2008.

I found this via The Triumph of Bullshit; it’s a real gem:

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Just plug your SnūzNLūz in and either connect it to your network via the RJ45 jack on the back, or via WiFi (WPA supported) if available. Then simply configure via the embedded web browser configuration utility. From here it’s a snap. Simply select your online banking institution from the list of supported banks (currently over 1600 are supported). Supply your login information and then select your favorite HATED charity or non-profit from the included lists (over 6200 currently supported). Then plug in your donation amount per snooze incident ($10 or more), set the time, and alarm, and voila, instant time profit!

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3 Responses to 'Snooze You Lose Alarm Clock'

  1. Willmonwah said:

    on January 5th, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Did you read the fine print: “Really Fine Print: ThinkGeek reserves the right to take up to a 50% commision on all donations made through the SnūzNLūz. In fact the software supplied with the clock ensures such is the case. Yay!. However, we promise to only use the money for rockets and beach front property.”

    Guess that explains the low price. I still want it!

  2. Frank Miller said:

    on January 11th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    lol

  3. Technologies blog said:

    on January 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 am

    This will really help to wake up at mornings :D
    It would be nice if would can to specify my own bank cont number and give this alarm clock to friends as a present. And every time they can’t wake up I earn money :D

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