Mahalo Sucks; Needs Money
Valleywag is saying that Mahalo needs another $20M, even though it already received that sum just 6 months ago. Give me $3,000,000 a month and I’ll be able to come out with a site that barely gets more interest than my own. They have a nice design and front page, but there’s no way they can displace Google with human-edited search results.

Did I mention the traffic? Oh I did.
It’s cute that you can add MahaloToDo to your post (please write an article about Asps), but not particularly useful. It’s also cute that one of their subject-matter teams is playing video games.

Ah, so that’s where the money really went. That and looking for ” Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos,” their most popular search term. That and that their content is basically just a hand-built keyword aggregator that you could automate and build out with a cheap cluster of servers and simple algorithms.
Another Google Finance Bug!!
Given that I’ve reported two Google finance bugs (overflowing numbers, color updating), I’m more than happy to report the third. See, this time, there is a stock that really went up asymptotically today:

I know the product is not yet out of beta, but still that is no excuse for displaying “inf.” Google’s market data seems awfully out of sync sometimes…
Google Pagerank Falls on Paid Links, Blogs
The blogosphere today is in collective shock after Google downgraded the pagerank of many leading blogs and news sources. The response tends to fall into several categories: we knew it was coming, pagerank doesn’t matter, and we deserved it. Techcrunch does a pretty good job of examining the evidence behind the update:
The only clear change appears to be among large scale blog networks and similar link farms, where each site in the network provides hundreds of outgoing links on each page of the blog to other blogs in the network, in some cases creating tens, even hundred of thousands of cross links. Previously such behavior has been rewarded by Google with high page rank, although it would now appear that this loop hole may now be shut.
Here’s a table of pagerank changes organized by the percent difference:
| Pagerank -4 | Pagerank -3 | Pagerank -2 |
| Statcounter | SEO Rountable Search Engine Journal Quickonline Tips |
Forbes SF Gate The Washington Post Engadget The Blog Herald Autoblog Problogger Joystiq The Unofficial Apple Weblog |
An interesting tidbit comes from Syntagma who note that “the majority of these decreases happened after a human review.” So, it might not be easy for you to fix your linking strategy and regain Pagerank automatically.
Ironically, this coincides with GOOG hitting $666 today. And, Silicon Valley is calling us “Pagerankled.” For you people out there running blogs, an immediate solution is the following:
- Make sure you nofollow any links that you don’t directly control
- Avoid using static link-farms like directories, like linking to every blog in your network from every page
- Don’t let your commenters add links to their sites
Here’s an example of the link distribution of my site after I’ve properly annotated some links with nofollow:

The green areas (header, footer, content, and some meta data) represent regular links, the red areas (advertising, sidebar links, tags, and related stories) are nofollow links, and the blue areas are dynamic links (javascript widgets) which don’t need updating. I am not sure if I want to nofollow anything else–what do you think?
Update: Forbes weighs in, “it could also be Google simply taking into account the growth of the Internet.”
Twitter Sucks; It’s Too Unreliable
It’s now clear to me why Google bought Jaiku instead of Twitter. The reason is simply that Twitter sucks. I’m following a mere 5 users, and I have pruned down the people following me to 2, yet Twitter cannot reliably deliver my messages.

For example, this morning I should have received 3 twits, two of which are weather alerts, and one of which is a message from my girlfriend. In reality, I only received one of the weather alerts, and missed the other two on my phone:

This isn’t just a one-time glitch; I’ve been having trouble receiving twits erratically for the last couple months. If I had to place bets, I’d say that Twitter isn’t scaling properly, or is falling apart from the inside out. After all, if Google bought your biggest-but-still-tiny competitor instead of you, wouldn’t you just give up? Maybe at Twitter there’s no one left at the helm.
Another annoyance is that no matter how hard I try, I keep getting twits from a random person:

I’m not subscribed to their alerts, and additionally I’ve marked them as “blocked” but yet I continue to receive their updates on my phone. I’ve tried everything short of sueing Twitter in civil court to get them to stop, but the alerts continue to flow. If you wonder if I’m alone, I’m not. Someone’s gone to the effort to register http://twittersucks.com, and a quick search for twitter sucks will get you a lot more.
Update: I was going to say that things might be getting better, because yesterday I received both weather updates, but today I only got one.
Google Finance Technology Summary Bug
More interesting than their streaming quotes coloring bug, today I signed on to Google Finance to see that Technology took a hit last night, down -250141000.00%:
The problem is the ticker ASML (ADR), which appears to be suffering from integer overflow. The ticker (according to Yahoo finance) just changed to ASMLD, and Google probably got a near-0 floating point value for the price that caused its asymptote to spike. Or at least that’s what I hope for a stock with a price of $9,223,372,036,854,775,807 and market cap of -9,223,372,036,854,775,807. Here’s a link to the quote for this symbol.

