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Attack of the AOL Aim Bots!

Posted in Computers & Technology, Spam by Elliott Back on November 17th, 2005.

Whenever I sign on to AIM, AOL keeps adding two AIM bots called “MovieFone” and “ShoppingBuddy” to a new “AIM Bots” group of my instant messenger. They also send you this system message:

(15:37:03) AOL System Msg: AIM added a new AIM Bots group to your Buddy List.
(15:37:07) AOL System Msg: Send IMs to moviefone and shoppingbuddy for great holiday flicks and gift ideas. (To remove ‘em, just right-click and delete! Learn More)

They have a site for the new creatures. Interestingly, when you remove them, they continue to spam you:

(15:41:28) AOL System Msg: The following bots are no longer available and have been removed from your buddy list: shoppingbuddy. To find out more about bots, go to aimtoday.aol.com/aimbots

It seems AOL has gotten spammy here with my contacts list. From now on it will be an add/remove arms race:

AIM Arms Race

I even tried talking to the movie bot. It wasn’t very smart:

(15:43:41) liten fugl: hi
(15:43:41) MovieFone: Hi there. I’m the new MovieFone bot! I can find movies for you anywhere in the country in a fraction of second. All you have to do is give me part of the title, an actor or director’s name. I can also send you alerts when your favorite films are opening. Type privacy anytime to review the policy. Type any movie you want to see or menu to get going.

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:43:48) liten fugl: menu
(15:43:49) MovieFone: Main Menu
Select a number or just ask me about any film, actor or director and I’ll search for you.

1 – Find Movies Now
2 – Set Up Movie Alerts
3 – The First 5
4 – New Releases
5 – Games

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:43:53) liten fugl: 1
(15:43:54) MovieFone: – Find movies now
Select an option or just type a movie or artist name at any time:

1 – By Name
2 – By Cast / Director
3 – By Genre
4 – By Theater or Zip

Or you can just ask any time:
Example: Star Wars [DLP, Captions, etc.]
Example: Sup with Johnny Depp
Example: Tim Burton
Example: Horror flicks this Friday?
Example: Tomorrow’s showtimes for [your film]

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:44:11) liten fugl: Star Wars near 14853
(15:44:11) MovieFone:
- Movies for Today
1 -P- Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
2 -P- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Type # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.

P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future

(15:44:17) liten fugl: 1
(15:44:17) MovieFone: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code.

(15:44:22) liten fugl: 14853
(15:44:22) MovieFone: Not valid 5 digit zipcode. Would you like to try again?

Y – Yes
N – No

======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:44:27) liten fugl: n

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39 Responses to “Attack of the AOL Aim Bots!”

  1. jona says:

    hey yall well first of all its never on so suck my ****

  2. PsstOhHeyItsMikeHawk says:

    omg what bots?
    i wanna be horny too!

  3. Girls are NOT slaves says:

    fu

  4. kkk says:

    MANDYGURL!!! we live in the 21st century!!! DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  5. :D says:

    OMG THIS ROBOT SITE IS A BUNCH OF —- YEAH I SAID IT LATER HOES

  6. duHhhhhHhHhh says:

    you are all sooooooo stupid. we like in 32n sentury dombos. lol a dumbe aree all off you peple! i cant beleve it! you are all nerds who cearse online becus its make you fell cool

  7. rerrits says:

    Bunch of retards :D

    Bots r bots. They’ve been around longer than the graphical web. S’ how we used to get fiels and all kinds (email bots).

    Haven’t found many actually useful AIM bots yet, tho.

  8. Shou-bee says:

    Yes, AIM bots can be quite unintelligent at times, or rather annoying, but they’re also useful on occassion.

    To AL3X, no, the bots were created to be entertaining! Not all of them, mind you (So you are partially right), but SmarterChild, ZolaOnAOL, Spleak… Those are for entertainment, amusement… And they are rather amusing.
    But I do agree that there is no reason to swear/cuss/curse, and that one shouldn’t complain.

    Like most here said, but block the bots and then remove them, you should have no problems then.

  9. J Johnson says:

    It is truly amazing that some commentators have truly mastered proper street language.

    I use Trillian at work and Pidgin Portable everywhere else and I hate it that AIM throws these bots on my program (with no warning in either place). It just seems like a poor business practice to me but considered the source (AOL) it does not surprise me. I was an AOL dial up user back in 95-97 and they provided a great service. Now, they are trying to compete with Google, Yahoo and MS and they cannot find any traction with users.

  10. David says:

    Mandygurl, i agree with your post; women can be smarter than men and vice versa, but:

    A. NO NEED FOR ALL CAPS
    B. Uh, we actually live in the 21st century. Not the 20th anymore. Er, sorry.

    And could everyone please cut back on the needless swearing?!

  11. Me says:

    So much anger and premature hostility.. Is this why people are using MSN instead?

  12. Kev4Ams says:

    This is turning into a cuss-off…

  13. Mindfreak202 says:

    I agree with the last 3. this forum was made for no reason at all.

  14. AL3X says:

    You people all just need to quit complaining. I get it if you complain a little bit about AOL just adding them and everything, which you did, so just move on. But All of you complaining about them being boring seriously need to just shut up. HELLO they weren’t created for your entertainment purposes and if they are boring get off your computer and go do something or find a real person to IM. Its as simple as that. You have no right to complain about them being oring or retarded because they weren’t made just for your benefit, they were made for people who want information and such. Get over it and stop cussing each other out like a bunch of 2 year olds.

    AL3X

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