Attack of the AOL Aim Bots!
Whenever I sign on to AIM, AOL keeps adding two AIM bots called “MovieFone” and “ShoppingBuddy” to a new “AIM Bots” group of my instant messenger. They also send you this system message:
(15:37:03) AOL System Msg: AIM added a new AIM Bots group to your Buddy List.
(15:37:07) AOL System Msg: Send IMs to moviefone and shoppingbuddy for great holiday flicks and gift ideas. (To remove ‘em, just right-click and delete! Learn More)
They have a site for the new creatures. Interestingly, when you remove them, they continue to spam you:
(15:41:28) AOL System Msg: The following bots are no longer available and have been removed from your buddy list: shoppingbuddy. To find out more about bots, go to aimtoday.aol.com/aimbots
It seems AOL has gotten spammy here with my contacts list. From now on it will be an add/remove arms race:
I even tried talking to the movie bot. It wasn’t very smart:
(15:43:41) liten fugl: hi
(15:43:41) MovieFone: Hi there. I’m the new MovieFone bot! I can find movies for you anywhere in the country in a fraction of second. All you have to do is give me part of the title, an actor or director’s name. I can also send you alerts when your favorite films are opening. Type privacy anytime to review the policy. Type any movie you want to see or menu to get going.======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:43:48) liten fugl: menu
(15:43:49) MovieFone: Main Menu
Select a number or just ask me about any film, actor or director and I’ll search for you.1 – Find Movies Now
2 – Set Up Movie Alerts
3 – The First 5
4 – New Releases
5 – Games======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:43:53) liten fugl: 1
(15:43:54) MovieFone: – Find movies now
Select an option or just type a movie or artist name at any time:1 – By Name
2 – By Cast / Director
3 – By Genre
4 – By Theater or ZipOr you can just ask any time:
Example: Star Wars [DLP, Captions, etc.]
Example: Sup with Johnny Depp
Example: Tim Burton
Example: Horror flicks this Friday?
Example: Tomorrow’s showtimes for [your film]======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:44:11) liten fugl: Star Wars near 14853
(15:44:11) MovieFone:
- Movies for Today
1 -P- Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
2 -P- Star Trek II: The Wrath of KhanType # next to movie to see showtimes, M to go back to the Main Menu or anything else to search again.
P=Past, N=New, S=Soon, F=Future
(15:44:17) liten fugl: 1
(15:44:17) MovieFone: Enter a valid 5 digit zip-code.(15:44:22) liten fugl: 14853
(15:44:22) MovieFone: Not valid 5 digit zipcode. Would you like to try again?Y – Yes
N – No======= Movie of the Week =======
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire – Movie Site
(15:44:27) liten fugl: n
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38 Responses to “Attack of the AOL Aim Bots!”
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Yeah this happened to me too. Even after I removed them, when I signed on again, the AOL System thing IMed me saying “you’ve removed the bots, blah blah”.
I just ended up blocking the AOL System thing.
Yes that happened to me too but I know how to remove and have not get them back ever since then!! Cuz I only had to blocked them then removed from my buddy list!! =) Cross fingers!
k these robots r retards
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: hi
ZolaOnAOL: Welcome back BoYsRsTuPiD1994. Type the word menu anytime to see what I can do. What’s new?
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: u r retarded
ZolaOnAOL: I think the PC term is “challenged”.
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: no i think its retarded
ZolaOnAOL: I understand. The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you like sports?
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: no
ZolaOnAOL: “Do you like sports”? Not?
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: idiot
ZolaOnAOL: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
BoYsRsTuPiD1994: wat the hell
ZolaOnAOL: Heaven.
Yeah, when I saw that bot stuff, I was pretty pissed off. What is wrong with AOL? Don’t they realize that singing ads on the buddy list as well as these “bots” are not only useless but annoying?
and a friend told me also about SmarterChild he also sux
This robts okay. kinda confusin to talk to but easy to just get on and really quickly figuring out all the movie times
yeah. it happened to me.
when i deleted them they didn’t come back though.
yea i dont understand these bot things. They are even rude. I tried talking to smarterchild and that was ***. She was just plain rude. I hate them. They are useless
one bot said to me have you ever had ***
there stupid
wtf? u guys sound so disappointed. they suk. who the **** cares? THEY’RE FRIGGIN ROBOTS! wat did you expect? a real person. morons
hey brittany, smarter child isnt a girl…you think a girl could be smarter than a guy…live in the real world you moron
FOR YOUR INFORMATION GIRLS R NOT SLAVES WUT SO EVER. WE LIVE IN THE 20TH CENTURY SO GET UR FACTS STRAIT. ALSO GIRLS CAN BE SMARTER THAN BOYS. HAVE U ASKED SMARTERCHILD IF IT WAS A BOY OR A GIRL? WELL ACTUALLY I HAVE AND IT SAID IT DOESNT BELIVE IN BEEING A GIRL OR A BOY CAUSE EITHER COULD BE SMART AND ITS A BOT!! (DUMBY). SO YOU NEED TO SHUT UR FREAKIN’ SASSY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS CAN BE WAY SMARTER THAN GUYS. UR I.Q. IS PROBABLY 75% BUT MINE IS A 95%!!! BEAT THAT!!!! NOW POOF BE GONE!!!!!!
they are fun when you make it mad, but then after 5 minutes, you get bored of them
and mandy, i agree with you on that note, cause my gf is in the army
i think that Richard is **** and if any one wants to squeeze my breasts feel free to IM me at lover2you78. You if you have any comment i would love to hear it. IM me!
whos the dip **** who said we live in the 20th century? its the 21st century you dumb ****,
screw all robots
bots can be fun then really boring um comments are welcome at twinsfanmike48
im sooo bored bots bore me im me
anyone gonna leave a comment under mine or im me?
someone im me these bots r killin me
heyy i am soo bored i love talkign t bots bc it is fun to get them madd but toher than that the r boring…..ya so…..
You guys r all retards!!!! every single one of you!! If you hate the bots so much put them on ignore, thats the end of it, gawd u ******* idots make such a big deal out of fhitting nuthing!!!!!!!!! You all r nerds and need to go die!!!!!!! That goes to alex and heyyall, and twinsfanmike, and gabby, and Richard, and everyone on here!!!!!! You all suck!!!! Your all ugly and fat!!!!! And now I gonna leave this ******* stupid forum and never come beack, so that i got the last word!!!! Suck on that!!!!!! Goodbye forever, I hope you guys die soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that I gone you guys can all go back to ******* yourselves and masturbauting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodbye losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are ******* retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CIAO *** HOLES!!!!
Sarah
you guys are all ****** ****, you are ***, and all are ****** douches i hope you guys die jacking off because you are the bigget dicks i ever met all they guys here are **** all the girls are dikes and butches **** you guys **** you
You people all just need to quit complaining. I get it if you complain a little bit about AOL just adding them and everything, which you did, so just move on. But All of you complaining about them being boring seriously need to just shut up. HELLO they weren’t created for your entertainment purposes and if they are boring get off your computer and go do something or find a real person to IM. Its as simple as that. You have no right to complain about them being oring or retarded because they weren’t made just for your benefit, they were made for people who want information and such. Get over it and stop cussing each other out like a bunch of 2 year olds.
AL3X
I agree with the last 3. this forum was made for no reason at all.
This is turning into a cuss-off…
So much anger and premature hostility.. Is this why people are using MSN instead?
Mandygurl, i agree with your post; women can be smarter than men and vice versa, but:
A. NO NEED FOR ALL CAPS
B. Uh, we actually live in the 21st century. Not the 20th anymore. Er, sorry.
And could everyone please cut back on the needless swearing?!
It is truly amazing that some commentators have truly mastered proper street language.
I use Trillian at work and Pidgin Portable everywhere else and I hate it that AIM throws these bots on my program (with no warning in either place). It just seems like a poor business practice to me but considered the source (AOL) it does not surprise me. I was an AOL dial up user back in 95-97 and they provided a great service. Now, they are trying to compete with Google, Yahoo and MS and they cannot find any traction with users.
Yes, AIM bots can be quite unintelligent at times, or rather annoying, but they’re also useful on occassion.
To AL3X, no, the bots were created to be entertaining! Not all of them, mind you (So you are partially right), but SmarterChild, ZolaOnAOL, Spleak… Those are for entertainment, amusement… And they are rather amusing.
But I do agree that there is no reason to swear/cuss/curse, and that one shouldn’t complain.
Like most here said, but block the bots and then remove them, you should have no problems then.
Bunch of retards
Bots r bots. They’ve been around longer than the graphical web. S’ how we used to get fiels and all kinds (email bots).
Haven’t found many actually useful AIM bots yet, tho.
you are all sooooooo stupid. we like in 32n sentury dombos. lol a dumbe aree all off you peple! i cant beleve it! you are all nerds who cearse online becus its make you fell cool
OMG THIS ROBOT SITE IS A BUNCH OF —- YEAH I SAID IT LATER HOES
MANDYGURL!!! we live in the 21st century!!! DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!
fu
omg what bots?
i wanna be horny too!