Twitter’s Spam User
Twitter runs a little account @spam where you can send direct messages to point out spammers:
Name Spam Watch
Location Twitter HQ
Bio Suspect Twitter spam? Follow us and send a DM!
Today they’ve been quite noisy, inundating me with a flurry of poorly thought-out, and then corrective, text messages.
Hurray, I’m being spammed by the spam-reporting service….
NSA “True Feelings” Meme
From the day they tried to kill me comes this little meme, from the NSA INCOMPLETE SENTENCES form, which asks you to fill out your true feelings:
1. I always wanted to be a vegetable farmer
2. I can’t stop, won’t stop
3. If my father would only decipher a coded message and find the treasure
4. People think of me as sleepy
5. I suffer most from frailness
6. What upsets me most is totalitarian imperialist regimes
7. Most men are shorter than they want to be
8. My family treats me like a prized gnu
9. My greatest worry is how to balance work, life, and everything
10. Some members of the opposite sex have mysterious eyes
11. Most women have more pairs of shoes than me
12. I regret losing my blog’s dominance and audience
13. The main thing in life is love
14. Secretly I read poems
15. If my mother would only recertify
16. I don’t like people who can’t wink
17. I wish I could forget the time i drank too much rum
18. When troubled i sleep
19. It bothers me that I am sick today
20. What angers me most is the loss of innocence
If you like this meme, do it on your blog and hit me up in the comments with the link!
If you want to buy me…
… here’s the minimum opening bid: I am worth $3,328,270 on HumanForSale.com. How much are you worth?
