Elliott C. Back: Internet & Technology

Master of the Literalism

Posted in Friends, Humour by Elliott Back on March 2nd, 2005.

I am a master of literalism and obtuseness. Observe the following conversation:

(20:04:49) Juliana <AUTO-REPLY>: give me a ring~
(20:04:55) Elliott: Juliana is soliciting marriage proposals ;)
(20:04:56) Elliott: Ooooo!
(20:05:47) Juliana: haha
(20:05:54) Juliana: only you can think of such things
(20:06:09) Elliott: hehehe……
(20:09:46) Juliana has gone away
(20:04:49) Juliana <AUTO-REPLY>: no more rings… hehe

I just cannot resist a straightforward interpretation:

(20:44:33) Laffarie <AUTO-REPLY>: leave one.
(20:44:33) Elliott: 1

The reason that this happens is that I have a strong impulsive desire to treat things literally, so long as they can be delightfully misinterpreted as such…

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5 Responses to “Master of the Literalism”

  1. "Juliana" says:

    I like my new name.. and of course, your sense of humor :D

  2. orangeguru says:

    Let’s see how literally you take things:

    Send me all your money.

  3. Elliott Back says:

    Ah, there is no fun in that! The literalism is obvious! It doesn’t have to be pulled out. See, this is only amusing when there is an unintended literal meaning hidden in a common expression…

  4. When did I give you permission to list my blog?
    Jamie

  5. Elliott Back says:

    Jamie, go visit google and ask them that question. The related resources are provided based on Google and MSN search results and are dynamic and uneditable by me.

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